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Okay, we have 4 deliveries.
Let's do it, Grandma.
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Can you hold my ketchup?
3
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Hey! They paid for this food.
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It's the delivery fee.
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It's "Cattleman Deliveries"
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and not "Cattleman Surrenders Himself
to Bankruptcy".
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- I don't want to kick you out.
- And you can't.
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You are only allowed to drive.
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Driver needed
with wallet.
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How do you have a wallet?
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My foot can still push.
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It's very aggressive.
I want something calmer.
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What is that?
Bats mating?
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Chinese Opera.
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Chiang Pei-Rong is
the best singer in the world.
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It's a person doing
that noise?
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An angel.
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I'll put it back.
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I can beat you all day.
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Li4rs Team
presents...
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Huangs:
crash
Mysterious
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Huangs:
SilneiS
i_ravena
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Review of Grandma's Chinese:
Crash
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S05E09 - Just the Two of Us
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Facebook.com/Li4rs
equipali4rs@live.com
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And on Twitter @EquipeLi4rs
no MEMES at the moment.
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Next, what everyone
were waiting,
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the "craziest" gift
from 88.7 FM.
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Call to win
the biggest prize of the year!
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Everyone ready?
Fast fingers?
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Very fast.
I practiced dialing.
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1.7 seconds.
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The landline, grandma's phone...
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Whose is this?
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Derek Jeter hit on
from you?
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I know you don't like guys, Nicole,
But I could have gotten a gift.
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- Honey, get off the phone!
- Sorry, Jessica!
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Beauty, listeners,
It's time to pick up your phones!
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The 88th person to call wins the prize,
starting now!
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Wait...
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go, go, go!
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- Busy!
- Ours too.
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- Hello?
- Congratulations, you're the 88th to call!
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- We won!
- I knew we could do it,
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we are a machine
well lubricated, like B2-D2.
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The winner can choose
your grand prize:
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a trip for two
in Sandturtles...
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- It looks expensive.
- Or the new Office 98 Package!
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The whole package?
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- Including Access?
- To access what?
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- Who cares?!
- So, what will it be?
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- Obviously it's going to be the trip.
- For sure.
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A weekend
in the pool it works well.
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Lie down, relax,
catch some rays...
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- UV rays, not electrical ones.
- I didn't think that.
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Package! Package! Package!
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How are we going to tell
to boys?
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We want the trip.
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Smooth, it's going to be your trip!
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- No!
- Why?!
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They don't need a computer.
They have their brains.
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Now, I believe this trip
Comes with free swimsuit.
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I like those who come
with a skirt to twirl.
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Sorry, the package looked cool,
but your mother needs it.
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Okay, I'll keep doing it
my work in Paint.
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This seems like too much.
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My birthday party
It's going to be epic.
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Phase one: laser tag.
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Phase two: pizza.
The square one.
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Phase three: appearance
from a special guest.
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Tip: studied
at Amherst University.
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Trent sat
on my sunglasses.
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You can't say anything.
He's a visitor.
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- You're going, right, Eddie?
- I go. I need to do something cool
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after a week
driving with Grandma.
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Why?
Grandma is fascinating.
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That woman is a myth.
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I would love one day
in the car with her.
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Not with her Chinese Opera.
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When I try to put my tape
with the best of rap from 1995,
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she hits me.
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You've been listening to heavy rap
since I was 9 years old.
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It has to start with her
by the soft stops.
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Like when my father
I was introduced to wasabi and horseradish.
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I just need to find
the horseradish of rap.
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Let's open
those Case Logics.
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That's not mine.
It's dad's.
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Why these glasses?
is it so small?
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This place is beautiful.
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It's like Olive Garden
and the Tommy Bahama store
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stay together
and have a baby.
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We earned this.
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Let's find out
how much we earn.
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Hi, how much did you pay
on this vacation?
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The number starts
with a 4? 5?
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6?
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In fact,
no matter how much it cost,
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since our marriage
get back on track.
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What?
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Sandturtles is a place
for couples with problems
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rehabilitate
their marriages.
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See, there's an itinerary
for this weekend.
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From 2pm to 2:30pm,
Shall we wash our areolas?
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Auras.
The emanation of our souls.
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This is even worse.
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There must be some error.
We came here for vacation.
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Great, Kelly,
they got upset.
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You always talk too much.
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- And you're very private.
- I like to think.
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- It's boring to watch you think.
- Really, Kelly?
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Whatever happens,
I will not return the swimsuit.
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I already ripped out the lining.
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I was thinking.
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Imagine if a dog
stay loose here?
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Jeez, boy.
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We should get gas.
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Half the tank?
It's already a lot.
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It's better to be safe than sorry.
Speaking of security,
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I know you didn't like it
of my rap before,
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but it's because
I should have gone slowly.
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Introducing Will Smith.
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He's the horseradish of rap.
He never swears,
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and only talks about light things
like aliens,
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summer and travel to Miami.
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- I'll leave it.
- Wonder!
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When you can,
let's go to heavy rap...
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Mase, Puff Daddy, Jay-Z, DMX,
until we get to Biggie.
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He's the toughest there is.
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He's like:
who's next?
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Serious?
You're not Biggie.
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You are Will Smith...
smooth.
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Hi, sorry for interrupting
yours... checked out in the deodorant.
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But we knew
that you are the owner of the resort.
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Yes, I am Guru Sheela,
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and I was starting the day
with a self-hug.
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A self-hug sounds good.
That's what I do on the train.
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We heard
This is a couples retreat.
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And there are classes
every weekend?
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We don't have classes.
We have journeys.
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We pass.
We'll just be in the pool.
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All in Sandturtles
are summoned
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follow the itinerary
to unite us
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and share experiences,
right?
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So they will follow the program
or they will leave.
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I want to go to the pool
and then in the jacuzzi,
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and return to the pool.
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Look, Gugu Sheela, isn't it?
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Let's negotiate.
Our marriage is fine.
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Louis and I are
a well-oiled machine.
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We are not
like the rest of the idiots here.
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I mean, this place is lovely.
and you seem nice, but...
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We don't need
of this garbage.
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I think they need it.
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The greater the resistance,
the need is greater.
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- That's bullshit...
- You want to know?
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We're going to the guava station
and then we will come back.
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I have to go say good morning
to the sun.
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Of course there is.
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Can you believe
that woman?
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Does she think we need this?
We have no problems!
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Let's roll up our towels and go.
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No. Let's prove it
that we are the best couple here.
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Let's stay and win.
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I don't think
let this be a competition.
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- Now it is, and we will win.
- Okay then.
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Everyone is welcome
to Sandturtles,
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the prominent healing place
for troubled couples.
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Together,
we will find the nexus
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for everyone
your problems.
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By chance the winner
win a trophy?
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Well, I hope by the end
from the retreat,
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everyone be winners
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and the trophy they will take
home
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be the partner
who they came with.
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Could you just
have said "no".
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So here at Sandturtles,
you are no longer individuals.
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Now you are units
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which I will now ask
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for you to name.
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Let's get to work.
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Right. How about:
"The best couple"?
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- Or: "The ones without problems"?
- They are incredible,
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but I can't get along
with these rugs.
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My back
they are hurting too.
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I'll ask for chairs.
Gugu Sheela?
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Say it, baby.
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These rugs
hurt your back.
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- Can we use chairs?
- Here in Sandturtles,
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we prefer them to be close
on the floor.
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That's where human beings
are more vulnerable.
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- To what? Snakes?
- It's her joke.
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We don't need chairs.
Thank you very much.
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The retreat has been great
until now.
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Great.
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00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,650
- What was that?
- Nobody asked for chairs.
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- You want to win, don't you?
- No, I want Mr. Stupid
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00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:15,521
and the woman, Mrs. Idiot,
win.
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Our name is
"Stars of the Sea".
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We love the ocean
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00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,297
and starfish
they are so cool.
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00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,971
Yes, actually the plural
"starfish"
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It's "stars", so...
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Here is our name:
"Stars of the Sea".
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You always criticize me
in front of people.
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I don't know why
I do this.
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Pardon me.
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00:09:38,777 --> 00:09:40,951
Never heard
you say this before.
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Starfish
found their nexus.
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00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:45,934
Crackling
for sea stars.
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Great work, guys.
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Our name is...
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- "Jessica".
- We wanted to put our names together,
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but it couldn't be "Jouis"
for obvious reasons,
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00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,968
and "Lessica" sounds negative.
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00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,283
I launched Lewbacca,
like...
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00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,921
But nothing came of it either.
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00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,510
Interesting.
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00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:14,188
- Continuing...
- Wait!
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00:10:14,189 --> 00:10:15,667
No popping
for our name?
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00:10:15,668 --> 00:10:18,066
Starfish,
I snapped my finger for you!
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00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:19,721
It cannot be forced.
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00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,654
They believe that grandma
Did you call me Will Smith?
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- He called me soft!
- Many things are smooth...
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00:10:26,746 --> 00:10:28,879
Pillows,
marshmallows...
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- Gnocchi.
- We could talk all day.
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00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:34,163
Of course, you're the ones who are soft.
I am not!
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00:10:34,164 --> 00:10:36,064
A boy insulted me
on the 1st day of class
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00:10:36,065 --> 00:10:37,871
and I stuck his hand
in the microwave.
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00:10:37,872 --> 00:10:40,885
I'm heavy.
This is who I am.
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00:10:40,886 --> 00:10:42,318
I don't see the problem with that.
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00:10:42,319 --> 00:10:45,422
How would you feel if Grandma
called you disorganized?
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00:10:45,972 --> 00:10:47,374
Exactly.
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00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:50,662
Eddie, I just heard
our music,
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"Just the Two of Us".
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00:10:52,763 --> 00:10:56,188
- How is this our song?
- Because it's about us.
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I am the child
and you are the Fresh Prince.
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Grandma, I'm not Will Smith.
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00:11:01,016 --> 00:11:03,620
Will Smith is for the smooth
like Evan and Emery.
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00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,979
When the tank is half full,
you panic.
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00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:08,682
It's better to prevent...
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00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:13,653
This is from some rap
from Biggie?
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00:11:13,654 --> 00:11:16,665
Maybe you're not even
Will Smith...
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00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:20,213
- You're Carlton.
- What? But I'm Carlton.
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00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,888
The next exercise
It's called "Love Sandwich",
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a communication test.
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In their positions.
Let's get started.
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- First the bread, on the right.
- Your right or mine?
248
00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:38,723
We are in the same direction,
There's only one right!
249
00:11:39,275 --> 00:11:41,247
- I got.
- Then open it!
250
00:11:41,248 --> 00:11:43,447
- And waste all the bread?
- Go quickly!
251
00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:46,227
Okay, right hand,
45º to the left.
252
00:11:46,228 --> 00:11:48,274
This, this jug.
Back to the center.
253
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,207
Excellent. Now, left hand,
254
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:52,616
below you is the knife.
255
00:11:52,617 --> 00:11:56,035
- Careful. Don't cut yourself.
- Thank you my love. I won't go.
256
00:11:56,036 --> 00:11:57,884
Wonderful.
Great communication.
257
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,858
Snaps for Starfish.
258
00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,388
Stop clicking!
You're wasting time!
259
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,082
Focus on the game.
Do you want to know? Replacement.
260
00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:10,341
Okay, I have the knife,
where's the jelly?
261
00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:14,278
- Where's the jelly, Louis?!
- Don't swing or you'll cut me!
262
00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:15,679
We achieved!
263
00:12:19,285 --> 00:12:21,378
It tastes
of our honeymoon, love.
264
00:12:22,107 --> 00:12:24,739
- We lost because of you.
- My?
265
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:28,580
Yes. If it didn't keep clicking
for them, we would win.
266
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,465
We who should be
tasting their honeymoon.
267
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,630
Terry robes
they are soft...
268
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,033
Feathers, petals...
269
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:41,089
My face after moisturizing.
270
00:12:47,631 --> 00:12:50,770
- Cool outfit, Eddie.
- Yes, it's time!
271
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,472
As soon as I said that,
I knew it wasn't me.
272
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,286
It cost. I'll rock there
on Trent's birthday, got it?
273
00:12:56,287 --> 00:12:57,719
Seriously.
274
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,400
Grandma, come on.
You really don't understand me.
275
00:13:00,401 --> 00:13:02,648
It's not that song
by Will Smith,
276
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,328
"Grandparents Simply
Don't understand"?
277
00:13:05,329 --> 00:13:08,220
For the last time,
I'm not Will Smith.
278
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,994
If anyone here is soft,
it's you.
279
00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:13,881
You read comics every day.
And my mother paints her nails.
280
00:13:13,882 --> 00:13:16,188
Let's go. I don't want to be late
for birthday.
281
00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:18,047
- I am not going.
- What?
282
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,720
But I can't drive
without you.
283
00:13:19,721 --> 00:13:22,952
I have comic strips to read.
284
00:13:22,953 --> 00:13:24,360
Do you want to know?
Whatever.
285
00:13:24,361 --> 00:13:26,166
Biggie wouldn't need it
from his grandmother.
286
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,700
I can drive alone.
287
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,070
Cottons?
288
00:13:32,071 --> 00:13:33,751
I think the game is over.
289
00:13:34,707 --> 00:13:37,807
I can't believe we lost
in another exercise.
290
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,260
There was so little left.
291
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,018
Now turn left.
292
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:45,664
Take three long steps.
293
00:13:48,674 --> 00:13:50,521
Okay, nothing now!
294
00:13:50,522 --> 00:13:53,750
Guru Sheela never said
that the swimming pool was prohibited!
295
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,501
It was the fastest way.
296
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,369
I don't know why this
is happening.
297
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,270
We are the best couple here.
298
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,691
We're just losing
because this place is crazy.
299
00:14:01,692 --> 00:14:03,742
I have a restaurant.
I know how to make a sandwich.
300
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,835
And why everything
Does it involve sales?
301
00:14:05,836 --> 00:14:07,308
We are blessed
with the vision.
302
00:14:07,309 --> 00:14:09,448
And "find the nexus
of the problems?"
303
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,383
Earth to Sheela,
there is no connection,
304
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,837
so we don't have any problems.
You are lelé.
305
00:14:13,838 --> 00:14:17,428
We just wanted a weekend
to relax by the pool.
306
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:21,201
Let's look for Guru Sheela
and send her the real one.
307
00:14:21,202 --> 00:14:22,925
Right.
But can you wait 2 minutes?
308
00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:25,386
If you go out with wet hair,
I get a cold.
309
00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:30,802
Guru Sheela,
listen.
310
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,140
We don't need
do crazy exercises
311
00:14:33,141 --> 00:14:34,708
to show
that we are fine.
312
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,467
So for the rest of the weekend
we will stay in the pool
313
00:14:37,468 --> 00:14:40,146
- and that's final.
- I understood.
314
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,527
That's what "Jessica" wants,
Or is it what only Jessica wants?
315
00:14:43,528 --> 00:14:45,714
Jessica needs to relax
in the pool.
316
00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:47,219
I?
317
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,791
You also want to relax.
He just said in the room:
318
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:53,306
"These are crazy exercises,
Guru Sheela is crazy!"
319
00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:55,928
- No, I didn't say "crazy."
- You want to know?
320
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:59,131
We thought we had no problems,
but our problem is you.
321
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,556
You are the nexus.
322
00:15:00,557 --> 00:15:02,901
- What do you mean, me?
- Yes, you.
323
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,277
You're always such a coward.
324
00:15:05,278 --> 00:15:07,482
That's why we lost
the sandwich competition.
325
00:15:07,483 --> 00:15:10,276
- It wasn't a competition.
- I always do the dirty work,
326
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,645
- and I got tired of it.
- See, there it is.
327
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,134
Snaps for Jessica.
328
00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:25,042
You can stop
to snap your fingers?
329
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:26,930
I was just celebrating
the advancement.
330
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:29,259
If you want to talk more
about this,
331
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,910
I suggest exercise
"penguin hug".
332
00:15:31,911 --> 00:15:33,375
No way.
333
00:15:33,376 --> 00:15:36,481
We can talk here,
but it seems like a cute exercise.
334
00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:37,982
All good.
335
00:15:37,983 --> 00:15:41,907
There you go again,
leaving me in the lurch.
336
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,709
Excuse me,
I didn't want to hurt her.
337
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,275
And how do I look?
338
00:15:45,276 --> 00:15:48,620
I always do the dirty work,
and you don't even support me.
339
00:15:48,621 --> 00:15:50,816
Like when I asked for the chairs
to Guru Sheela.
340
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,218
I don't want to make someone angry
341
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:55,270
- who has access to potions.
- It's not just this retreat.
342
00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:56,951
You always act like this.
343
00:15:56,952 --> 00:15:58,991
Like the other day
with the boys.
344
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,994
We both wanted this vacation
and not the Office Package,
345
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,529
but I had
what to tell them.
346
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,477
But you're good at it,
I thought you liked it.
347
00:16:06,478 --> 00:16:09,335
Just because I'm great,
Doesn't mean I like it.
348
00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:20,594
RUNNING OUT OF GASOLINE
349
00:16:20,595 --> 00:16:22,276
Do you think
that Biggie would stop?
350
00:16:22,277 --> 00:16:25,492
No. He would move on,
like a gangster.
351
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,913
Drug.
352
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,472
Where were you?
Trent called.
353
00:16:41,473 --> 00:16:44,098
You lost
the surprise guest,
354
00:16:44,099 --> 00:16:47,693
-Bill Pulman.
- You were right, I'm soft.
355
00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:50,680
I ran out of gas, I came walking
for fear of hitchhiking.
356
00:16:50,681 --> 00:16:53,410
And I was scared to death when I thought
who had seen a wolf.
357
00:16:53,411 --> 00:16:54,817
But it was actually a cat.
358
00:16:56,503 --> 00:16:57,939
Um filhote.
359
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,942
Come,
I will help you.
360
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:16,442
- How did you learn all this?
- When I was your age,
361
00:17:16,443 --> 00:17:18,593
we were
in World War II.
362
00:17:18,594 --> 00:17:21,299
I had to do several things
to survive...
363
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,126
steal, fight,
364
00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:25,761
sell adulterated cigarettes
for stupid soldiers.
365
00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:27,910
- What was in them?
- Earth.
366
00:17:27,911 --> 00:17:30,187
I said
that they were stupid.
367
00:17:30,895 --> 00:17:32,818
Why didn't you tell me that
before?
368
00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:35,814
When you pass
due to difficulties,
369
00:17:35,815 --> 00:17:38,522
he prefers not to remember them.
370
00:17:39,155 --> 00:17:42,108
That's why he likes soft things,
like Garfield and Will Smith.
371
00:17:42,109 --> 00:17:45,859
I just called you Will Smith
because he's a good boy.
372
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,266
And you are lucky.
373
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:51,451
You don't need to experience difficulties
unless you want to.
374
00:17:51,452 --> 00:17:52,904
Want to try?
375
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,740
Damn, it burns!
Damn, how can you handle it?
376
00:18:02,728 --> 00:18:05,751
And remember,
like turtles in the sand,
377
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:09,899
should always return to the resort,
to leave your love eggs.
378
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,194
Now,
slaps for everyone.
379
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:17,565
What a terrible weekend.
380
00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:19,728
Here come the Starfish.
381
00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:23,216
Oh my God, guys.
382
00:18:23,217 --> 00:18:25,337
What an incredible weekend.
383
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,580
We should continue the fun.
How about we have a drink?
384
00:18:31,829 --> 00:18:33,669
No, I don't want a drink.
385
00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:36,155
All good.
He is sure?
386
00:18:36,546 --> 00:18:37,952
I have.
387
00:18:38,761 --> 00:18:41,786
Sorry about that.
He hates drinks.
388
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,445
And have fun.
389
00:18:43,446 --> 00:18:45,534
As far as I'm concerned, we should go.
390
00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:47,570
Great,
So let's just go the three of us.
391
00:18:47,915 --> 00:18:50,805
The first round of Mai Tais
on Ken, agreed?
392
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,426
So, you're already rooting
for the Devil Rays?
393
00:18:53,427 --> 00:18:56,039
No, I give up.
I just remembered,
394
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,951
I don't want to drink with you
because I don't like you.
395
00:19:01,305 --> 00:19:02,707
Goodbye.
396
00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:09,337
- I don't know how to act like that.
- I noticed.
397
00:19:09,338 --> 00:19:13,319
How do you do it? Cheeks hurt
for the forced smile.
398
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,388
I don't know how you can be bad.
My heart is racing.
399
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,947
Would you go to the bar
with them.
400
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,824
And I would have bought tickets
to watch Devil Rays games.
401
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,234
You are sure.
402
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,855
I like being bad.
403
00:19:24,856 --> 00:19:28,548
But instead of letting you down,
I'd better support you.
404
00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:32,973
And every now and then I might
be a little more tolerant.
405
00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:35,362
Damn.
406
00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:37,265
She was right.
We needed this.
407
00:19:38,919 --> 00:19:40,603
Penguin hug?
408
00:19:40,604 --> 00:19:42,046
Yes.
409
00:19:48,738 --> 00:19:50,152
Action.
410
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,786
- Mom, dad, they're here!
- How was your vacation?
411
00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:55,627
They must be so tired.
412
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,249
So tired, they would be
unable to cook.
413
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:01,957
You're absolutely right, Evan.
How about we order a pizza?
414
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,670
What a great idea, Emery!
415
00:20:03,671 --> 00:20:05,718
Nice try,
but we won't order pizza.
416
00:20:06,242 --> 00:20:09,226
Pizza! Pizza!
Pizza! Pizza!
417
00:20:09,227 --> 00:20:10,953
They heard their mother,
no pizza.
418
00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:17,212
- It was so difficult.
- You'll get used to it.
419
00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:20,035
You know, after two days
eating guava, pizza would be good.
420
00:20:20,441 --> 00:20:22,269
We can ask
after they sleep.
421
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,835
So grandma, let's rock,
like on the Will Smith album...
422
00:20:31,421 --> 00:20:34,051
- Why did you do that?
- You're stronger than I thought.
423
00:20:34,052 --> 00:20:36,351
Now you can listen to Mase.
424
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:44,554
I liked. The Mase
He's tougher than Will.
425
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,749
Delivery fee.
426
00:20:59,582 --> 00:21:03,629
Congratulations, you are the 12th to call!
They won our gift...
427
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,978
- We don't want the prize.
- What do you mean?
428
00:21:05,979 --> 00:21:07,388
You lied to us.
429
00:21:07,389 --> 00:21:12,079
We thought we would relax,
not dedicate ourselves to marriage.
430
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,040
It wasn't cool brother,
not at all.
431
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:16,901
- I... I'm sorry?
- Yes, it really should.
432
00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:20,278
Right...
Do they still want the prize or...
433
00:21:21,052 --> 00:21:24,358
- What is the prize?
- A pack of hand towels!
434
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,521
- Yes, that one for sure.
- Congratulations!
435
00:21:26,522 --> 00:21:29,452
It would be so much easier if they had
Office Package chosen!
436
00:21:29,453 --> 00:21:32,506
And in the 21st century we don't know
What is Access for too.